After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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