I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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