I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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