her vagine was all disorganized.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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