Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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