yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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