Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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