on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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