so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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