Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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