So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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