How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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