it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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