I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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