The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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