Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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