On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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