Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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