Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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