saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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