i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Small penises have feelings too.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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