Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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