i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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