But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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