Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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