There is no way he is gay with that hair.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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