Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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