i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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