I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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