my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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