I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
How does one acquire holy water?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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