idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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