I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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