There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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