Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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