just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize
