i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
