it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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