So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
He has the fingertips of a God
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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