Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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