my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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