is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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