my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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