Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
there was a trapeze. enough said
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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