He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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