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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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