The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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