fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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