Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The air was thick with penises
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Boobs are out for the taking
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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