ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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