I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
do nipples grow back?
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