went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Randomize
