Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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