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Well douche your snatch and let's go!
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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