ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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