Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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